I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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