You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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