Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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