Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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