Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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