is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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