I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
We had to coat check the pizza.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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