he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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