didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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