Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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