Me too!
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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