If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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