i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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