so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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