We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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