then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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