What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
im holly from the hills drunk
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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