How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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