my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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