marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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