he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I think my fart just growled at me.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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