im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
You almost got us killed.
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