ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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