He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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