So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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