"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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