How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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