So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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