This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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