i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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