He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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