Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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