in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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