I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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