Non-Jews are for practice
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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