Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
even my farts smell like vagina
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Randomize
