Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
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