everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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