PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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