what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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