the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Randomize
