White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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