Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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