He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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