Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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