In the future we'll all be gay
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
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