So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Randomize
