I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
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