they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
is wine microwaveable?
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
