If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
