were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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