My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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