I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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