Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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