So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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