I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
A bitchslap is in order.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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