Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
soo... how was my night?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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