is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
