sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Semen is not good for contacts.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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