Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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