I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
Randomize
