Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
should my penis look like a turkey
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Damn victory sex feels great
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